Dom [Hans]: Hello, Mr. Woods
Elijah: Hello Mr. Hans
Dom [Hans]: uh Mr. Jensen... Mr. Jensen
Elijah: Mr. Jensen, sorry
Dom [Hans]: Hello, uh you having a nice day?
Elijah: yes I am
Dom [Hans]: I think...
Elijah: Yes it's very early in the morning
Dom [Hans]: what time is it in Austrailia?
Elijah: oh Im not in austrailia
Dom [Hans]: you in New Zealand?
Elijah: no, I'm in New York
Dom [Hans]: New York! New Amsterdam, huh. hmm.
Elijah: thats right
Dom [Hans]: yuh okay we begin now yep
Elijah: yep
Dom [Hans]: mr woods, pleasure to meet you, to have met you, uh
Elijah: thankyou
Dom [Hans]: you a big fan of music we hear, and here in Germany we have Craftwork and also Daft Punk, you know this?
Elijah: yes, craftwork started the electronic music movement and uh daft punk are brilliant, I love daft punk
Dom [Hans]: yes.. uhuh we hear...
Elijah: actually I actually worked with um
Dom [Hans]: excuse me, I interupt you
Elijah: no no i actually worked with michelle gondrey who directed, um, the around the world video for daft punk
Dom: yes she is fantastic director
Elijah: yes he is
Dom [Hans]: he, yes, im sorry, uh.. hm. uh hm. nervous, um, excuse me, uh, so you dj in, uh, in uh New Zealand, Australia, America.. you enjoy? you enjoy music? you very big fan of music we hear.
Elijah: yes I love music, um, I have done a bit of dj-ing, I wouldnt.. I think dj purists would probably hate me because I only dj with cds um..
Dom [Hans]: I dont know if anyone could hate you Mr. Woods. with your....
Elijah: well...
Dom [Hans]: eyes and your, your american voice
Elijah; than... thankyou.. um but i havent really graduated to vinal yet but yeah i've done a fair bit of dj-ing
Dom [Hans]: do you scratch?
Elijah: no
Dom [Hans]: you mix? you mix music?
Elijah: yes, i mix music alot, yes.
Dom [Hans]; so... so 'Fordo' he on page 720 of ze lord of the rings there is a quote from frodo he says "in a world filled with mirth and magic, you loose time in yourself" you, you agree with this comment?
Elijah: in a, in a
Dom [Hans]: i will repeat it for you
Elijah: please
Dom [Hans]: in a world, you you can hear me, you can hear me,
Elijah: yes
Dom [Hans]: yes
Elijah: yep
Dom [Hans]: 'in a world filled with mirth and magic, you loose time in yourself' you agree with this statement from Frodo
Elijah: you loose time within yourself, um. yeah that is interesting, yeah
Dom [Hans]: you begin to forget yourself... I think...
Elijah: yes and i think thats exactly what frodo goes through.. um because ultimatly by the end of Frodo's journey, he doesnt have....
Dom [Hans]: its a bad question, its a bad question, forget it
Elijah; no no no no, no its not a bad...
Dom [Hans]: no no forget it, just forget it
Elijah; its not a bad question
Dom [Hans]: Sean Astin, your hobbit friend, quoted as saying 'you are a beautiful man, beautiful man, do you, uh, you have a comment for Sean and also there is a um, how do i say.. a, without being rude, uh a, uh a gay conotation?
Elijah: *insane laughter*
Dom [Hans]: you laugh, its funny
Elijah: *more laughter*
Dom [Hans]: no, he says you are a beautiful man.. a beautiful
Elijah: yeah well, yeah there is no gay connotation to that what so ever
Dom [Hans]: Sean Astin is gay?
Elijah: uh no.
Dom [Hans]: Sean Astin is not gay?
Elijah: no... no no no no no no no.
Dom [Hans]: you have, you have very big eyes, very big blue eyes
Elijah: uh huh
Dom [Hans]: do you think this is the reason why you are succesful and famous?
Elijah: umm..
Dom [Hans]:: big. blue.
Elijah: yes...
Dom [Hans]: you are famous because of this? because of your eyes.... next, the next job you do you work on a movie called, um, uh... hooligans. about football hooligans. do you play football? you kick balls?
Elijah: *insane laughter*
Dom [Hans]: Mr. Woods?
Elijah: *laugh*
Dom [Hans]: Mr. Woods?
Elijah: *laugh more*
Dom [Hans]: do you play football?
Elijah: *laughing.. still* oh
Dom [Hans]: this is funny to you, I am..
Elijah: do I kick balls?
Dom [Hans]: I am upsetting you?
Elijah: no.
Dom [Hans]: am I upsetting you?
Elijah: I dont play football.
Dom [Hans]: *sigh* in the photoshoots you do with uh vogue magazine and cosmopoliton, and uh, entertainment weekly and time magazine, your hair, it changes dramatically! uh from short.. to long.. do you wear wigs?
Elijah: uh no..I do not.
Dom [Hans]: have you worn wigs?
Elijah: no I have not
Dom [Hans]: will you wear wigs?
Elijah: maybe
Dom [Hans]: when will you wear wigs?
Elijah *insane laughter*
Dom [Hans]: Mr Woods, I will ask you, coming...
Elijah: *laughter interupts*
Dom [Hans]: to the end of.. I must close soon. but uh..
Elijah: yes, you must close soon.
Dom [Hans]: I hear you collect sex toys...
Elijah: no
Dom [Hans]: no you do not collect toys?
Elijah: alright.. there is.. there is.. this has to be...
Dom [Hans]: Mr Woods, Mr Woods
Elijah: yes
Dom [Hans]: you have sex with a german woman called Franka Potente, is famous german actress and you drop her? uh uh you finish relationship with her .. why?
Elijah: umm.. it didnt work out, unfortunatly.
Dom [Hans]: how long were.. was she your wife?
Elijah: uh she was never my wife
Dom [Hans]: you were engaged to her though?
Elijah: no
Dom [Hans]: you have baby?
Elijah: no
Dom [Hans]: I heard she has small child 'filliper' she uh.. flipper? is her name.
Elijah: oh no...
Dom [Hans]: you make a.. you make a movie called flipper?
Elijah: yes
Dom [Hans]: very famous movie, ze dolphin is dead. did you know this?
Elijah: yes.. uh no i did not know that. thats terrible.
Dom [Hans]: died in a car accident
Elijah: *not so insane laugh*
Dom [Hans]: uh Elijah I must finish now but I must tell you now that it is Dom Monaghan talking to you.
Elijah: brilliant
Dom: how are you mate?
Elijah: fuck! you fucker!
Dom: hahaha
Elijah: I fucking knew it
Dom: hahaha
Elijah: that was fucking brilliant, you asshole.
Dom: how are you mate? I wish I was there, I wish I was there!!!
Elijah: oooooooh! I wish you were here too! oh thats so awesome
Dom: we filmed it on the dvd so your gonna be
Elijah: no!!!!! yessssss!
Dom: hahaha, I love you brother
Elijah: yessssss
Dom: I'll see you soon.. hey I will see you in New York
Elijah: oh I love you, I thank you so much for doing that it made my day!
Dom: alright brother big kisses. bye.
Elijah: alright mate, happy birthday!
Dom: thankyou very much.. see ya man!
Elijah: *insane laughter*
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